You should do community service just to be good to the community, not because you have to.
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From Seinfeld:
George is scoffing shrimp at a meeting.
Reilly: The ocean just called, they are running out of shrimp.
George: The jerk store just called, they're running out of you.
Reilly: That shouldn't be a problem since you are there all time best seller.
George: I slept with your wife!
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