Sorry Bengal fans, but this was too funny to pass up. I got this from another site, and it's funny stuff.
As for more actual ridiculousness, the Bengals have a problem at their stadium of pigeons crapping on everything. On walkways, on fans, in fans’ food and drinks – everywhere. So what did the Bengals come up with to deal with the problem? Gunplay. The team asked the city if they could shoot the birds before home games. The Bengals made a request to introduce firearms into the game experience. No longer would Bengals be surrounded by gunfire only off the field.
No, it was time to bring guns into the stadium, too. After that idea was met with some resistance – shocking! – the Bengals decided that instead of shooting them, they’ll just blast them with lasers. I kid you not. Frickin’ lasers. At least Chris Henry has something to keep him busy.
Oh, and why is it that sports figures only see positive things as being from God? Tony Dungy wins a Super Bowl. That was Jesus. Jon Kitna has his headache go away. Jesus again. But a thousand pigeons – God’s creatures – crap all over the Bengals, their fans and their stadium, and God is not being credited for that? I don’t know about you, but I believe in a God who sends pigeons to crap on the Bengals. They deserve it. And I believe God is just.
SI.com - NFL - Bengals use lasers, not guns, to shoo pigeons - Monday October 1, 2007 7:37PM
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