Kirby...remember the Kirby? Nothing sucks better?
If you had ever had a door to door guy pay you a visit with a fantastic vacuum cleaner called the Kirby,the sweeper was outrageously priced but the hook was it was the last one you would buy because nothing sucks better than a Kirby. Well....that was before the Browns offense of 2005 and 2006....nothing sucks better! last year the Browns finished with the league low 209 points and are on pace to finish with 206 points this year. Say what you will about the defense because on paper they never look that good,but the team is in every game till either the offense has made too many mistakes or they have been on the field too long for too many 3 and outs. The offense would have a hard time scoring in a womens prison. And why is it Droughns was too hurt to start but took some handoffs when the game was out of reach in the 4th qtr. This team is full of wimps who are always hurt, Roye,Bodden,Droughns.....wimps one and all. Rest assured though...I have the fix. Dont Fire Crennell, we will just pay more money for some unproven replacement...spend,spend,spend spend all the money possible for a tough proven QB! Make Brady,or Manning or McNabb or Green a deal they cant refuse. Trade the farm for a franchise QB. No more Couch,Holcomb,Testeverde,Dilfer,Garcia,Frye and on and on and on. Has any QB left the Browns and went on to have a productive season somewhere else? NO! So lets get benefit from spmeone elses research! Lets go after someone elses guy! It may be a pipe dream but its still a better approach than what has been going on.
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