O.K. just one more, found this on Monster....
Harrison Beck
Address: See listing for Evelyn Beck (My mom) or my car.
Phone #: No number, just pick up the empty beer can tied to the string.
E-mail:
harrisonbeck@harrisonbeck.net - and see my sweet photos from High School.
OBJECTIVE
To find a starting job at Quarterback with a Major Division I University without having to compete for the job, attend all practices or take full contact. I would also like to have my Mom be brought on staff as well as a player personnel director. I strongly believe that one player is more important than the team concept and that creating and believing your own hype is the best hype.
EXPERIENCE
University of Nebraska - Lincoln
August 2005-August 2006
PRACTICE: I attended a lot of practices during my Freshman year with the University of Nebraska Cornhuskers. I took snaps from center and from the shotgun with the #1, #2 and #3 offenses. I also became familiar with the duties that come along with being a backup quarterback such as sitting on the bench, standing next to the coach and spitting in a quick burst.
GAMES: I held the clipboard a lot for Coach Bill Callahan and called plays from the sideline for Zac "Mother F-er" Taylor. I did burn...well coach did...my redshirt against Kansas State University. When the pu--y #1 quarterback got his bell rung, I came in and saved the game making the team bowl elegible. In that game I had a completion with an interception. But the interception was just so I could record a tackle when I knocked the defender out of bounds. I also handed the ball off a lot to Cory Ross with my left and right hand and drew a penalty for a late hit.
OTHER EXPERIENCE: Please contact my mother for my high school
game tapes.
EDUCATION
University of Nebraska - Lincoln
August 2005-August 2006
18 Credit Hours with a 2.8 Cumulative G.P.A. My G.P.A. would be better if I didn't have to carry the pressure of being an over-hyped quarterback coming out of high school.
OTHER INTERESTS
I love the finer parts of liquid chemistry and finding out how different mixtures of hopps, barley, grain alcohol react with each other.
I also hope to further my agricultural and pharmaceutical interests as I have grown many green-leafy plants and enjoy studying their effects after drying and burning them. I also have a great passion for little brown mushrooms.
My other interests include music. I have a rockin' band and we like to kick some *** in small clubs around Nebraska where we scare the locals with our lyrics. Our sound is similar to that of a train wreck combined with a construction zone along the interestate. Lyrically we have a sound something between Jabba the Hut and a belch.
REFERENCES
My mom. Please text message her for more information.
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