He's been cut more than Chuck Wepner.
Chad Mustard is the Broncos' Bleeder.
He's spent more Sundays on the sofa this season watching football than Homer Simpson.
Chad Mustard is a Broncos legend in his spare time.
He has spent more time in the unemployment line than he has on the offense line.
Chad Mustard has been recycled more often than a plastic bottle.
This guy's become the most beloved Mustard since spicy brown and the Colonel in the drawing room with the lead pipe.
Chad Mustard is the Broncos' lucky charm and their Yo-Yo Man.
There are three unbeatens in the National Football League - the New England Patriots, the Indianapolis Colts and Chad Mustard.
The Broncos are 3-3. Chad Mustard is 3-0.
More Mustard, please.
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The Denver Post - Mustard unknown, unbeaten