So I picked up the rest of my fantasy mags today at the local Borders and I'm thumbing through the Fanball magazine which is far and away the best looking layout of any Fantasy Football magazine ever. Anyway Im looking through the QB's and they all have nice color pictures, last 3 year stats, a paragraph summary about what the editors think, etc. and something catches my eye.
Next to Vick's slot (14th overall QB according to them) isn't the name Michael Vick. It's RON MEXICO. In print. In their magazine. I do a double take. No ****. Im laughing my *** off.
I think maybe its a joke or an accident that shouldn't have gone to print but then I start reading the comments:
2004 RECAP: "Mexico led his team to the NFC Title game despite compiling a completion percentage only Kyle Boller could relate to. Women used to want him and some men still might want to be him, but Ron's receivers must hate his guts because he didn't hook up with any of them for more than two scores."
HIS GAME: "Ron possesses blistering speed, but his passing struggles cause the tempers of his receivers to flare up. The Valtrex poster boy is the master of throwing 100 miles per hour fastballs at the heads of unsuspecting running backs when they are standing five feet away. Mexico's foot speed makes him one of the most exciting and overrated players in the league.
2005 Outlook: "Fantasy owners who play in yardage heavy scoring formats love this guy but that feeling isnt contagious with owners who live and die with passing scores. Will this finally be Ron's breakout season?"
That is some funny ****...
Holy Ron Mexico....
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