Packers vikings fan joke
There's a Packer Fan driving from Green
Bay to Minneapolis, and a guy from
Minneapolis driving from Minneapolis to
Green Bay. In the middle of the
night, with no other cars on the road,
they hit each other head on and
both cars go flying off in different
directions. The Packer manages to
climb out of his car and survey the
damage. He looks at the twisted car
and says, "Man, I am really lucky to
be alive!" Likewise, the Viking
scrambles out of his car, and looks
at his wreckage. He says to himself,
"I can't believe I survived this wreck!"
The Packer walks over to the
Viking and says, "Hey man, I think
this is a sign from God, that we
should put away our petty differences and
live as friends instead of arch rivals."
The Viking thinks for a minute and says,
"You know, you're absolutely
right! We should be friends. Now, I am
gonna see what else survived this
wreck." So the Viking pops open his
trunk and finds a full unopened bottle
of Jack Daniels. He says to the Packer,
"I think this is another sign from
God, that we should toast to our new
found understanding and friendship."
The Packer says, " You're damn right!"
and he grabs the bottle and starts
sucking down Jack Daniels. After
putting away nearly half the bottle,
the Packer hands it back to the Viking
and says, "Your Turn!" The Viking
twists the cap back on the bottle and
says' "Nahhh, I think I'll wait for
the cops to show up!!!"
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