The Texies Fans' Guide to this Season
There's this team in Houston, they play a sport called "football" Sorta like what the cowboys do over in dallas. You know them right? Four superbowls, about 35 HOF members, yeah thier pretty good.
Anyway, they started a fooseaball team in houston again. They perrenially suck, you could always count on them to do that. But this year something is different. They're winning. And people, if we want them to continue doing this, WE MUST EXPECT THEM TO FAIL.
They're 2-0, its a long season so I'm very superstitious about getting excited. Today I wrote letters to Gregg Easterbrook, Peter King, Vic Carruci and even Len Pasquarelli telling them to not pay attention to the Texans. Not put them in your power rankings, dont say "something good is happening in houston" **** that, we dont need that stuff here.
If we are to stay on course to sucess, we must maintaian our plan for faliure.
Thank you,
Fielding
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