Like dental care... Who knew that tooth paste made of sugar was in fact BAD for your teeth... Or lack there of.
In fact, I understand that the royals have stock in the dental market so they arranged to have sugar pumped into the water... They also rigged the NHS to make sure that in order to get any medications, it's citizens must have bad teeth... That little fact backfired ironically, since all British people have bad teeth, so everyone gets partial health care. But in the end, the amount of money the royals get from the dental market allows them to cover the costs of the NHS.
In fact the secret to getting health care in British countries is to smile, as above, and say "G'day govna, I's likes socca, teeee, and crumptets!" and once you've gotten your meds, if you don't conclude the transactions with a "Top o'da Mownin Govna!" They club you with a billy and fix your teeth... Kind of a backwards way of thinking, then again they have a queen as the head of state and spawned George Michaels and Elton John, both of whom are knights... I mean I know about fantasy tales and such, and they aren't knights, they're fairies, queens at best. In fact, once they've fixed your teeth, they kick you out of the country... Like they did with Becks and whatever Spice Girl he's married to.
Sorry guys, since we were talking crazy talk, I thought I'd being a bit of fact to the conversation... True story.
P.S. If you say true story at the end of anything you say, people have to believe it. True Story.