NYGfreak

Here`s what I think happened. One day, out of the blue, Art Shell`s phone rings.

"Honey", his wife calls out, "It`s for you."

"Hello" says Art.

"Art baby, It`s Al Davis, I need you back baby."

"But Mr Davis, it`s been years, and besides, you kind of screwed me last time."

"Art baby, let`s not live in the past. I`ll admit I made a huge mistake with Shanahan and Gruden...I thought those guys could coach. When they didn`t want to listen to my suggestions, I knew they weren`t my kinda guys. But you, Art...you were always a company guy. You get me baby. And please...call me Al."

As Art Shell thinks about the offer, Al Davis stares into his lava lamp, and pops an 8 track tape into the deck.

"OK Al, I`ll do it."

"Solid" replies the wrinkled owner, "but from now on, call me Mr Davis."

That night, as Art Shell lay in bed, he wondered to himself..."I need to assemble a coaching staff, but I`ve been gone so long, I don`t know where to start."

Shell decided to get away for the weekend and think things over.

"Honey" Shell said to his wife, "remember that cute little Bed and Breakfast we stayed at"....

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Professor

Very Funny, but smack talk nonetheless

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M-247gunner

That's a good one.

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NYGfreak

Smack talk? Gee, I feel like I`ve been sent to my room.

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P-Rez25

no comment!

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NYGfreak

No Comment? That`s no fun. I was hoping for many comments.

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A.G.

NYGfreak...thats funny...but also sad but true!
I predict tha davis will fire shell before the season is over if they cmtinue to lose...and they will!
The raiders will suck until davis dies...he seems to only care about the money...almost as bad as the redskins owner snyder. There people and the likes of terril owens are ruining football. owens already is critizing dallas players! he will NEVER LEARN
It is no longer about the game ad the team...it's about money and themselves. Too many crybabies like eli manning..refusing to play for the chargers...like owens walking off he feild during a game.
It's sad to say, but I am really starting to hate football.

P-Rez25

no its funny! wheres part II?

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till.death.do.us.part

Thanks nygfreak for kicking us while we're down.

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NYGfreak

I wasn`t trying to kick anyone. I was just trying to put a humorous slant on what I see as the major problem with the Raiders. Anyone who knows me on here, knows I love the Raiders and wish them well. I feel your pain, and wasn`t kicking the raiders players or their fans...I was just shining the light on the real problem. I promise...no part 2.

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