Havoc

This week on tap we have

Game #1 Seattle Stapleguns (2-1) @ Dallas Sucks ( 1-2)
Game #2 Bakersville Bandits (2-1) @ Kentucky Waterfalls (1-2)
Game #3 Boise Beerbongers (2-1) @ Canadian Chaos (2-1) **Game of the Week**
Game #4 S. California Cyclones (1-2) @ Alabama Rebels (2-1)
Game #5 New York Dirge (2-1) @ LA Blue Berry Yum Yums (1-2)
Game #6 Hellespont Kings (2-1) @ U. K. Nothing Specials (0-3)


Guys I'm going to just simulate every game except for this weeks game of the week so that I can post the results of week 4 tonight. I looked at the schedule and there are 22 weeks of games before we hit the playoffs so I got some work ahead of me...

Because all 12 teams are in one division you have to play each team twice hence the 22 week season... Eight teams will make the playoffs so even Nothing Specials have a chance...

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Beerbongers kickoff to the Chaos... They return it to the 20

1st QTR

1st-10 Ahman Green gets the carry straight up the middle for a gain of 3
2nd-7 Green again up the middle for a couple more yards
3rd-3 T.Green drops back and is hit as throws it's incomplete 4th
4th-3 Chaos punt fair catch called @ the 36

Beerbonger ball
1st-10 Vick drops back and keeps it straight up the middle and he's tackled at the line of scrimmage
2nd-10 Vick to pass beautiful pass to Keyshawn Johnson for a gain of 12

1st-10 Vick to pass he's sacked by Rogers #92
2nd-16 Vick is in the shotgun screen pass to the right for a loss of 1
3rd-17 Vick in shotgun has time throws it's complete but well short of the 1st down
4th-8 punt high punt fair catch called ball goes out of bounds at the Chaos 2 yd line

Chaos
1st-10 from their own two Trent drops back deep pass over the middle incomplete
2nd-10 give to ahman up the middle for a gain of 2
3rd-8 Green drops back has all kinds of time throws a bullet over the middle complete out to the 32 yd line 1st down
1st-10 Give to Ahman off the right side he gets 12 yds before he's finally brought down at the 44
1st-10 Pitch to Ahman around the left side he's hit in the backfield and dropped for a loss
2nd-11 Green to pass heaves a deep ball down the left sideline and its' broken up at the last minute.
3rd-11 Green back to pass heaves a deep down the middle almost intercepted...
4th-11 They line up for the punt high punt fair catch called and made at the 25 yd line

Beerbongers
1st-10 Alexander up the middle for a gain of 3
2nd-7 Vick back to pass and he's sacked again for the 2nd time today
3rd-12 Vick to pass throws it too low for the receiver to make the play
4th-12 punt formation high and deep taken at the 22 yd line he gets maybe 5 on the return before he gets drilled by the cover team...

End of the 1st QTR NO score

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imported_mitchell2254

22 weeks

Well I guess I will go 21-1


Bandits are clearly the best team.

Havoc

The start of the 2nd QTR
Chaos has the ball
1st-10 from their own 27 Handoff Ahman up the middle for a minimal gain maybe 2
2nd-8 Green to pass he's hit and the ball comes out it's ruled incomplete.
3rd-8 Green in the shotgun bullet pass to the left side broken up
4th-8 punt team on the field Sauerbrun kicks high and deep fair catch made at the 31

Beerbongers
1st-10 vick under center pitch to Alexander and he doesn't get out of the backfield spins and manages to pick up 1 yd
2nd-9 Give to Alexanader off the left side he gains 6 or 7
3rd-2 Vick to pass he throw a beautiful pass to the left but it's dropped by Moulds
4th-2 Punt formation fair catch called for at the 26

Chaos
1st-10 Give is to Ahman off the left side for a gain of 12 or 13 yds
1st-10 give to the FB up the middle for a gain of 4
2nd-6 green in the gun he passes deep down field it's tipped and the receiver has a chance but can't hold on it's 3rd
3rd-6 pass to the right and it's nearly intercepted.
4th-6 punt team lines up high and deep kick makes it into the endzone for the TB

Beerbongers
1st-10 give to Alexander he spins forward for a couple
2nd-5 Alexander again but this time he;s stood up in the backfield and looses a yd
3rd-6 Vick to pass it's bobbled and dropped by Moulds
4th-6 Punter lines up the kick is high and short taken at the 40 and returned for 7

Chaos with their best field position of the day
1st-10 own 47 pitch to Ahman he maybe made it back to the line of scrimmage
2 MINUTE WARNING
2ND-13 he lost 3 give to Ahman again up the middle he got the 3 yds back
3rd-10 shotgun.. pass over the middel almost picked off the defender let it slip right through his hands...
4th-10 punt deep and out of bounds at the 28 yd line

Beerbongers
1st-10 vick to pass hits Johnson close to the 1st down
2nd-inches vick pass to Moulds he hangs on for a gain of 12
1st-10 Vick passes left side nearly intercepted
2nd-10 vick pass to the right nobody there but the defense and it's batted away
3rd-10 shotgun pass over the middle for about 6
4th -4 pun unit 0:38 seconds left in the half punt high and deep the fair catch was called and made at the 3 yd line...

Chaos
1st-10 from their own 3 pitch to Ahman he barely makes it out of the endzone.
2nd-11 from the 2 and time expires in the 1st half

Still scoreless

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Boring
Boring
Boring

Havoc

3rd QTR

Beerbongers start from 21 yd line
1st-10 Vick to pass knocked down incomplete
2nd-10 Vick to passs hit as he throws and it's incomplete
3rd-10 shotgun Vick pass to Reggie Wayne and he's got enough for the 1st down

1st-10 ball on the 32 Alexander off the left side for about 8 yds
2nd-8 give to Alexander and he picks up 6 and another 1st down
1st-10 Vick on the keeper he's drilled in the backfield it's a sack
2nd-11 Vick gives to Alexander on the draw play it's picked up well by the defense
3rd-11 Vick pass deep to the left it's Keyshawn Johnson again with the big catch.
1st-10 Chaos 32 Alexander dives forward for a big gain
2nd-2 Alexander again off the left side for about 4 or 5 and another 1st down
1st-10 from the Chaos 18 give to Alexander and he's hit by Fields in the backfield for a loss of 2 on the play.
2nd-12 give to Alexander around the right side he maybe got a couple
3rd-9 Vick to pass in and out of the hands of the TE Becht.
4th-9 32 yd field goal attempt it's up and it's good...

Beerbongers 3 Chaos 0

Huge return by the Chaos out to their own 45 yd line and great field position
1st-10 Ahman on the give around the right side for a 3 yd gain
2nd-7 give to Green again and he's close to the 1st down...
3rd and 1 give to Green again and he's got the 1st down
1st-10 on the BB 47 Green again on the handoff and he rips forward for a gain of 14
1st-10 green on the handoff again knifes ahead for a gain of 3
They are in field goal range at the beerbonger 25

THAT'S THE END OF THE 3RD
BOISE 3 CANADIAN CHAOS 0

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hey somebody scored.

Havoc

Start of the 4th QTR
Chaos has the ball on the Beerbonger 25
2nd-7 play action fake and he hits his receiver for a gain of 7 and a 1st down
1st-10 ball inside the 20 give to Green and he takes it the rest of the way TOUCHDOWN CHAOS...
The extra point is good

Chaos 7 Beerbongers 3

Beerbongers starting from their own 20
1st-10 Vick's pass is nearly intercepted...
2nd-10 play action and Vick is hammered by Ray Lewis for a big loss
3rd-15 Vick to pass he has time throws downfield and it's nearly intercepted again...
4th-15 punter standing on his own goal line gets off a high punt that goes out of bounds at the Beerbonger's 38 yd line so not a very good punt.

Chaos
1st-10 they only need about 5 yds to get into fieldgoal range. They give it to Alstott he rumbles ahead for a gain of 8.
2nd-2 Green drops back and tries to hit Alstot in the flats and it's nearly picked off by Spikes who had excellent coverage on the play
3rd-2 give to Ahman Green and he gets about 4yds 1st down
1st-10 give to Alstott he picks up 1 maybe 2
2nd-8 Ahman gets the handoff and cuts back and is pulled down by Brooking and Pat Williams after gaining only 2
3rd-6 Green again on the handoff right side and he's hit by Spikes but not before he gets down to the 14 and has enough for the 1st down...
1st-10 Green on the handoff left side and he's hit at the line of scrimmage by Brooking who makes a great open field tackle to save the TD
2nd-10 Green back to pass and he throws to his left towards Ahman Green in the flats IT'S PICKED OFF.... Marcus Coleman has it and he's off to the races It's a foot race but there is no chance Coleman to the 10, 5 TOUCHDOWN BEERBONGERS!!!
Coleman takes the Trent Green pass 86 yards the other way and now it's the Beerbongers who have the lead and the momentum with only 2:14 left to play...

Beerbongers 10 Chaos 7

2 MINUTE WARNING

Chaos get another great return out to their 36 so excellent field position and they still have all of their timeouts.

1st-10 the give is to Green and he gets 6 before being tackled by Lawyer Milloy
2nd-4 Green from the shotgun passes in the flats to Alstott he's got the pass and rumbles ahead for the 1st down and more. He's stopped in bounds and the clock continues to run.... Hurry up offense now by the Chaos
1st-10 ball on the 48 1:47 left to play Green back to pass and heaves it toward the endzone Ahman Green is there with Baxter and Milloy on the coverage and the ball is knocked away by Lawyer Milloy. 1:40 to play
2nd-10 Green to pass he throws left the pass intended for Jolley was knocked away by Coleman
3rd-10 Green deep drop pass to the left side it's complete to Muhammad and he's tackled inbounds at the 33 yd line the clock is running with 1:31 left to play they are in field goal range for the tie the offense hurries up to the line of scrimmage
1st-10 Green in the shotgun he's back to pass looking left toward Muhammad and IT'S INTERCEPTED... GARY BAXTER PICKS OFF THE TRENT GREEN PASS AND HE'S HEADING UP THE SIDELINE TO THE 30 THE 40 AND HE'S PULLED DOWN FROM BEHIND BY AHMAN GREEN JUST BEFORE MAKING IT TO MID FIELD. The Beerbonger's defense saves the day again with their 2nd interception of the day.

Beerbonger's ball on the 47
1st-10 1:19 left in the game Give to Alexander and he's tackled in Chaos territory after a gain of 5 by Darren Sharper. 1:16 to go and the Chaos take their first time out.
2nd-5 handoff to Beasley straight ahead for five time out called again by the Chaos
3rd-inches give to Alexander and he has the 1st down and more to the Chaos 35 yd line. Chaos call their last time out. Just over a minute to play in the game...

1st-10 Vick takes a knee
2nd-10 Vick takes a knee and the game is over

The Final Score is
Boise Beerbongers 10
Canadian Chaos 7

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Other scores...

Kings 24 Nothing Specials 7
Rebels 48 Cyclones 27
Stapleguns 24 Sucks 17
Waterfalls 28 Bandits 23
Yum Yum's 31 Dirge 16

Week 4 stats and standings to be posted on Monday...

Have a good weekend everybody.

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imported_mitchell2254

me get beat?