NFC East:
Philadelphia Eagles? Philadelphia Puke-gles.
Dallas Cowboys? Dallas Plowboys
New York Giants? New York Midgets
Washington Redskins? Washington Foreskins
AFC East:
New England Patriots? I dunno.
New York Jets? New York ****s
Miami Dolphins? I dunno
Buffalo Bills? Buffalo Nills
NFC West:
Seattle Seahawks? Seattle Seacocks
St. Louis Rams? St. Louis Crams
Arizona Cardinals? Arizona Cardinals
San Francisco 49ers? San Francisco Forty Whiners.
AFC West:
Kansas City Chiefs? Kansas ****ty Queefs
Denver Broncos? Denver Donkeys
Oakland Raiders? Chokeland Faiders
San Diego Chargers? I dunno.
NFC South:
Tampa Bay Buccaneers? Tampax Gay ****ing *****s
New Orleans Saints? New Orleans 'Aints
Atlanta Falcons? Atlanta Ron Mexicos
Carolina Panthers? Carolina Pansies
AFC South:
Iandianapolis Colts? Indy Dolts
Tennessee Titans? Tennessee Thumbtacks
Houston Texans? I dunno. I am a Texan so I won't say anything bad.
Jacksonville Jaguars? Jacksonville Faguars.
NFC North:
Chicago Bears? ****cago Bears

Minnesota Vikings? Minnesota Bi-Queens
Green Bay Packers? Green Gay Fudgepackers
Detriot Lions? Detroit Lions
AFC North:
Pittsburgh Steelers? ****sburgh Squeelers
Cleveland Browns? Cleveland Clownstains
Cincinatti Bengals? Cinci****ty Bungholes
Baltimore Ravens? Baltimore Gayvens