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Old 07-31-2007, 02:09 AM   #1 (permalink)
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10 Clues Your Wife/Girlfriend Is Cheating On You | StickyButter

1. Cell Phone Secrecy
The day she stops checking your phone and starts keeping her’s in the purse all day, there is probably a good reason for it. SHE DOESN’T WANT YOU TO KNOW WHO SHE’S BEEN TALKING TO. Check the call log while she is in the shower - because *****es lie too.

2. She Stops Confiding In You
We all hate it when she opens up the flood gates and cries on our shoulders because of a bad hair day, or a fight with a close friend. But seriously, if she stops crying on YOUR shoulder, she is probably crying on someone elses.

3.She Loses Her Nesting Instinct
We as men, know one thing about 90% of all women - they are nurturers by nature. If she no longer takes care of you or buys you **** or even worse…stops paying a lot of attention to your children (if any…), you can bet your *** some other clown is suckling the nurture teet.

4. She’s Busy
All of a sudden she goes to yoga 5 times a week? She may bending over and getting a good stretch…but her hands are probably cuffed to her ankles.

5. She Doesn’t Want Sex
Some women aren’t sexual predators, they just aren’t. For some reason sex isn’t high on their priority list. If that’s your girl - she’s getting it elsewhere.

6. She Asks If YOUR Cheating On Her
This would be a woman’s way of communicating this…Hey *******! I’m ******* someone who isn’t you.

7. She Shops More
Sure women shop all the time. But if you’re not seeing any of the **** she is buying - it was never meant for you to see in the first place.

8. Girl’s Nights Out Are More Frequent
How many times a week does Jodie NEED to see your girl over something that only takes a phone call to fix? If she is seeing more of her friend at night then you - Jodie just might be a guy.

9. She Stops Nagging
So your girl wakes up one morning with absolutely nothing to ***** about? Not happening. You’re just not the go to guy any more.

10. She Gets A Wax
When was the last time she needed a wax just to go to the library? If that’s the case, she is getting a lot of help from the information desk.
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Old 07-31-2007, 02:46 AM   #2 (permalink)
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It's gonna be a WHAT?!!




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Get into it with those girls and i'll gladly watch..
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