There should really just be the "No Plax Burress Interference Penalty." Because if he never catches the ball he throws his hands up screaming Pass Interference and the Reffs are so scared by him yelling at them that they give it to him.
Exactly, but then all everyone will argue about is what is and is not intentional.
added to arguing whether or not it's a penalty in the first place, the problem's obvious lol. That's what sucks about interference though, there doesn't seem to be a right answer possible.