18. Dikembe Mutombo
The oldest player in the NBA, Mutombo gives millions to eradicate childhood disease in the Republic of Congo and is a married father of six, but he's better known for his (urban-) legendary pick-up line, "Who wants to sex Mutombo?" Rumors vary, but the gist is Mutombo walks into a Georgetown bar/random strip club/Best Buy parking lot, throws his arms wide, and delivers his signature line. Although there's no verified recording, we choose to believe it exists. During a trial over shady business practices at infamous Atlanta strip joint The Gold Club, a dancer testifed that she was one of three women who performed oral sex on him at once. Whatever line he's using, it's working. — Nicole Ankowski
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